As someone who was not alive to witness first-hand the glorious Internet of the nineties, this is my chance to get to experience that pinnacle of web design!
First, a little bit about myself:
| What is your name? | airwreck |
| What is your quest? | To make it onto the Vistaserv featured homepages list! |
| What is your favorite color? | Blue. No, yellow---aaaah! |