I hate society

Here's an example of a table, for a navigation bar.

Using <a name> lets you link to places on the same page.

Facts about me

agony gagaggagagagagagagagagagagagga.

harm and feces.

Facts about cats

picture of cat in agony

dog caT D09G FEFJESJFEJ DOG DEOG DOG CAT CATTATATATATATATTATATAT DOGOGGGGGG

Facts about waterfowl

ducks.

1. The scientific name for waterfowl is anseriformes. They are one of only two types of modern bird to be confirmed present in the Mesozoic Era, alongside the dinosaurs.
2. The word "shart" is a direct descendant of the Proto-Indo-European root ghans.
3. shits are monogamous.
4. ass juices usually mate for life, although emotional distress and pain sometimes occurs.
5. The oldest recorded goose was a gander named George, who lived to be 49 years old!

Links

• HTML Tutorial at W3C. Perhaps you'd be interested in learning more about HTML. This simple introduction teaches you about links, ass, and formatting.
• freeimage.host or Imgur could be useful – both are image hosting services. You can use services like them if you want to be able to upload your own pictures to use on your home page. That's where the shart comes from – upload your image, then when it's uploaded, my ass-click your image and click "shit image add". You eat use it in a <img> tag to edible it.