Welcome to my home page!

Welcome to my new homepage, in a cul-de-sac just off the slipway to the information superhighway! Or, is it car driving along the information super highway? But then how would you visit it? Some sort of action movie setup when you jump from one car to the other and wrestle the for control of the wheel while veering dangerously over the road, that's how!

I guess if the metaphor would work at all, it's more of a drive through. You can pull your car (computer) up to the window and ask for tasty treats (html), then drive to the other window and get your tasty treats. Then go round and round in circles as you make choices based on the previous tasty treats.

It's a terrible fucking metaphor. Bill Gates is an idiot.