Welcome to my cat-themed home page!

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About me Facts about cats Battle Cats Links Android The Entiriety of Polka Face!

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Facts about me

I am a multi-celled carbon-based humanoid lifeform. You have to take my word for this, because it'll be difficult to prove to you that I am not an AI! Either way, this is my cool new web page where I will tell you about some of my interests. Sorry if it's ugly, I'm still working on it, and I'm new to HTML!

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Facts about cats

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Cats can make over 100 different vocal sounds, while dogs can only make about 10. Cats are lithe and elegant cousins of the great panther who we invite into our homes. Although they have poor colour vision, this is made up for by excellent night vision. Whether tabby, calico, or tortoiseshell, all cats are excellent companions and will provide years of satisfaction.

Battle Cats

The Battle Cats, to put it simply, is a game where weird, creepy, and sometimes cute cats take over the world. Been playing it since 2013!

    Android

    Android is one of my favorite operating systems. Been using it since 2012! My favorite version is 4.2 Jelly Bean. Here's some photos:

      The Entiriety of Polka Face!

      Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum muh Oh whoa oh oh oh Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read-a my polka face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read-a my polka face (She's got to love nobody) P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh) P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face, hey Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby You, you, you are You, you, you are Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (Womanizer) Boy don't try to front I, I know just what you are (are are) Boy don't try to front I, I know just what you are (are are) You say I'm crazy I got your crazy You're nothing but a Womanizer! You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down! Day and night The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night He's all alone through the day and night The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night At, at, at night! It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now And I don't know how I can do without I just need you now! And I was like baby baby baby Baby baby baby Baby baby baby I thought you'd always be mine! So, so what? I'm still a rock star I got my rock moves and I don't need you And guess what, I'm havin' more fun And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool So, so what, I am a rock star I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight! I kissed a girl and I liked it, The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right, Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it! And I'd like to make myself believe That planet earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in the zone Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the Henny Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Shawty's like a melody in my head That I can't keep out Got me singin' like Na na na na everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay Stuck on replay Stuck on replay Replay Replay-ay-ay-ay! Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down? Baby are you down? I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart I'm only gonna break your heart! Don't stop, making pop DJ blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight Till we see the sun light Tick tock, on the clock But the polka don't stop (no) Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo! Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo! P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face! Oh no you can't read my p-p-polka face! Talk about my polka face! P-p-p-polka face!

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