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IN RECENT NEWS I made (or at least attempted to make) a jukebox      I started moving my buttons and blinkies to the stack of boxes on the side of the page!!!! I stole 90% of this from Dumplis so ty :)))))       MOM IF YOU'RE READING THIS PLEASE DON'T LAUGH AT ME HEHEHE

Welcome to my home page!!!!


About me

HI!! I'm Lorelei. I'm bad at using social media so instead, I'm going to be putting whatever I feel like on this page :)

If I ever work up the courage to show this page to my friends and get it in a presentable state, HI FRIENDS!!


Excuses for this page looking awful

I have absolutely no clue about how HTML works so I'm just guessing with everything right now and hoping that it looks right

I don't exactly know how to put GIFs in either so I'm just pasting their links in place of another image :)


Blog? Rant? Who knows?

All of these dates are posted month.date.year because I speak American :)

09.29.2022

I COMPLETELY FORGOT I EVEN USED THIS SITE OMG

I know nobody actually reads anything I add to it but I like to do this anyway :')

I hope that my mom forgot about this page bc the way I type on here is kinda embarrassing. When I text her, I use complete sentences with proper grammar and it's exhausting but I know that I texted her normally, she wouldn't be able to understand a thing I said.

I am currently updating this page from my school chromebook because I realized that it's actually not blocked on it (most sites are) and I can't really do this from my personal laptop rn because I left it at my mom's house, it's dead, and I kinda misplaced my charger for the second time. I haven't told my mom yet tho bc I already had to replace my old one after I lost it like a year ago.

I'm currently in english class and we just took a test so we have our chromebooks out but I have to stop now :((

09.02.2022

It's been slightly over a month since I last updated this page bc I've been busy and school is actually difficult for once :')

I'm going to my friend's quince and I've never been to one before and idk what to wear bc all my decent looking clothes somehow managed to vanish. I blame it on having to wear the same things every day to school... It's also going to take like an hour to get there and it's supposed to start at 5 but nobody actually shows up to things when they start so I'm thinking about going around 5:30 ish but I'm also worried that I'll be too late and I don't wanna be rude. At least I'm not the only one who doesn't know what to wear bc nobody I've asked knows either :')

Before going to the quince, I'm going to see Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris because it's only in theaters near me for one more day. I'm thinking about finding something to wear at the mall that the theater's in right before I leave to go to the quince but that would probably be too last minute. I think the main problem with what I plan on wearing is my pants because they're kinda low waisted so tucking in my shirt is out of the question but my shirt is also too long to leave untucked...

I kinda want to wear jeans but idk if I'll be underdressed :') I'm gonna google it and ask around but I'm kinda worried...

PS I passed my geometry test and am now struggling in onramps alg 2 hehe.

07.27.2022

I FINALLY FINISHED MY GEOMETRY CLASS!!!!!!!!!!! Well, it's technically been a week and a half since then and I don't even know if I passed the final yet but still :DD I didn't update this page last week because I was visiting family in Las Vegas! Whenever I tell people that I'm going there, they ask me if I'm going to gamble. LIKE NO OF COURSE NOT, I'M A CHILD AND SPEND MY MONEY RESPONSIBLY. Someone who does gamble is my pet(?), brother(?), son(?), Clarence the triceratops. I'll add a picture of him in the Pics section + here's his instagram. I might have just given too much info bc you can probably find my acc from there but I don't post anything and Clarence needs clout so who cares ahahahah.

Speaking of spending money responsibly, I just spent $145 including tax on a pair of penny loafers for school so I am now broke The ones from the uniform website are $80 but they also suck so I can at least justify spending a bit more on a decent pair so I don't have to replace them after a year :')

ALSO--- I have to read 4 books for school and I've slowly become illiterate over the summer so I'm only on the second one and it's taking me forever :') They're not even hard books, I just have no attention span...

07.08.2022

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I don't really have anything to talk about but I remembered that I have this page and thought I might update it :') I only have 1 week left of my geometry class and I really need to study because I have to get an 80 on my final to get credit but I've been avoiding my practice tests and homework. I've only now realized how much of the basic stuff we learned I don't remember now...

I found what I am assuming is my mom's old camera and I'm trying to figure out the settings. I've never used anything to take pictures other than my instax mini and my phone, which resulted in this monstrosity:

As another waste of my time, I have been considered getting back into making pixel art to use as emojis on this page :> I'll probably have to do that next week though because if I don't start studying right now, I'm going to fail that final

it's technically the 9th now because it's 2am but as far as I'm concerned, it's friday (mom if you're reading this, it's definitely a joke I always go to bed at 10pm )

06.23.2022

I HAVE RETURNED

I had another test this week (yesterday) and I got a 100 on it :)) it was over a bunch of triangle stuff like geometric mean, right triangles, and trig ratios. We also did pythagorean theorem but I already learned that 2 years ago so I honestly don't know why we're going over it again now

ALSO I wanted to talk about what I did during break today so ig I'll do that now

I have 2 breaks per day (10 minutes each) and I usually just wander the building with my friend, who I will be calling Ali bc idk if I should be using her actual name and it's too late in the night to text her about it. The school I'm taking my class at has 2 buildings, 1 for regular classes or something, and a newer one for the VPA kids where they have a big stage and fancy equipment for performances. My school is in an old office building in the middle of downtown so it's pretty small and we were wondering what a large school was like...

Like the logical people we are, we decided to sneak out of the main building & we kept the door open with a pencil case so we wouldn't get locked out. We were in the building (that had absolutely no other people in it) for about 2 minutes until we got spotted by a security guard. Ali tried to hide but I had just accepted my fate by then. I thought we were going to get scolded and kicked out but this kind man gave us a TOUR of the school. I guess it's on them for not locking the door and they didn't technically tell us that we couldn't be in there but I was still worried we'd get in trouble :') Anyway, we went back into the main building and our classmates who were just watching us from the window started laughing at us because they thought we got yelled at I mean, nothing bad happened but I felt betrayed :'))

TL;DR my friend and I were rewarded for tresspassing

06.19.2022

Nothing really happened today & I'll probably forget to update this page much at all this next week bc of all my tests but at least it doesn't look awful now

06.18.2022

I still haven't finished my homework so I have to go do that now

06.17.2022

I basically slept all day for no reason but at least I did 2 questions for my homework and made some earrings :')

I was going to put this in the pics section but I wanted to put it with my main thingy so here it is :))

06.16.2022

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I TOOK MY TEST TODAY AND I ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED IT

I mean, I got 2 questions wrong but it was the 2nd highest score. ALSO, THANK YOU SYLVESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PROBABLY WON'T REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGE TODAY BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT FROM EXHAUSTION BUT I'M SO GLAD THAT THE WHITE BG BOX THINGY WORKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PAGE IS NOW VERY SWAGGY THANKS TO YOU :)

Good night stranger reading my page

06.15.2022

I'm taking geometry over the summer (2 semesters of work in only 6 weeks!!!!) and every day is a struggle. I'm good at algebra but proofs make me want to throw myself out of a window . The only thing that has kept me from going absolutely mad is Weezer and this website (more like distracting me from doing my work but we're not going to talk about that). PLEASE HELP ME. It's 21:55 and first thing in the morning, I have a unit test for everything we've gone over the past week. I keep telling myself that I'm going to go to sleep in a couple of minutes but I don't want to because that means the next time I wake up, I have to get ready to leave . Anyway, I'm going to bed now (actually just laying down and staring at my phone screen for an hour and then finally falling asleep)


Random Pictures (maybe with context)


Clarence the triceratops went gambling

Today, we mourn the loss of my dearest air plant. I've been so stressed out that I forgot to water it for a month :(( RIP little man

My cactus is still alive and (mostly) well :')


Plans for this page

I will [hopefully] eventually have links to other topics like photos of random things or whatever hobby I'm currently obsessing over

  1. I don't really know what this section does so I'm just going to paste random things and hope that it works.
  2. Upon further inspection, it appears that the "em" in less than and greater than symbols makes it emphasized or something? This might work.
  3. I still don't know what the "li" is but I guess I'll figure that out too later
  4. LMFAO I JUST REALIZED THAT I CAN SEE WHAT THE DIFFERENT THINGIES DO BY HOVERING, I FEEL SO SMART RN
  5. tHIS SHOULD BE LISTING THINGS BUT i'M NOT SURE IF IT DOES... i ALSO MAY HAVE LEFT cAPS lOCK ON BUT IT LOOKS FUNNY SO THERE'S NO GOING BACK
  6. Also, CSS makes absolutely no sense but I'll try my best to make this page look legible and figure it out
  7. I tried to make a white box in the background like yot has on their page but I couldn't figure it out so I just put one into the background image :') sylvester helped me with finding the HTML and CSS for it but I still don't get it :((( (THANKS THOUGH!!)
  8. YOT IF YOU SEE THIS PLEASE SEND HELP
  9. I don't think that I'll use this section anymore (unless I have some random thoughts to put here) but I'll leave it here because it's funny :)
  10. NEVER MIND YOT, SYLVESTER HELPED ME AND IT WORKS NOW
  11. I FEEL SO COOL

  12. Links

    html hit counter code hits
    WOW IM SO POPULAR!!!!!!! HI MOM AND DAD!!!!!!!!MARQUEES ARE SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!! THIS IS MY NEW HOBBYWHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO?90% OF THESE HITS ARE FROM MYSELF WHEN I PUBLISH THE PAGE TO CHECK THAT EVERYTHING WORKS

Careless Whisper How Soon Is Now?

More songs will be added later, I'm just too lazy to do that right now :)

and yes, I know it looks awful but I will not be changing it any time soon



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